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what?
penguin condom
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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