Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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