You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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