I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
this will be a night to untag.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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