yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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