Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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