Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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