i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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