Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
