Dual....:-)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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