don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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