And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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