Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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