Whod you bang
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
NoShamevember. You game?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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