"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just googled if crying burns calories
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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