ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Michael Bay diarrhea
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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