you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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