filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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