just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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