im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am naked and annoyed.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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