She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We had sex on a dog bed..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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