S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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