I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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