I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
