The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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