i would punch a child for taco bell
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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