He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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