i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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