? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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