Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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