It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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