I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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