I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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