3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i came on her dog
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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