we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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