try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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