I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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