There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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