To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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