Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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