We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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