Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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