i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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