And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
