But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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