But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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