id be glad to
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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