By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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