Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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