Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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